Apr 152013
 

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Nov 032012
 

A woman was playing golf when she took a big swing and fell. The party waiting behind her was a group from the White House that included President Obama. Obama quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet. She thanked him and started to leave, when he said, “I’m President Obama and I hope you’ll vote for me this November.”

She laughed and quickly replied, “I fell on my ass, not my head!”

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Mar 112011
 
“Who’s Crazier — Charlie Sheen or the Left Wing?
By Larry Elder

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Charlie Sheen, at least, has an excuse. He’s on a drug he calls “Charlie Sheen.”

But what powerful hallucinogen inhaled by the left induces the mental fantasy that makes them believe:
Spending nearly a trillion dollars in “stimulus” money “created or saved” 3.5 million jobs?
A “tax cut” means giving checks to the nearly 40 percent of the workforce that pays no federal income taxes?
Racism drives the tea party/conservative/right-wing criticism of a left-wing black president — who received more of the white vote than John Kerry, in every age demographic, and who at one time enjoyed an approval rating of almost 70 percent?”

Go RTWT - it’s ok, you can nod your head. On the money.

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Explains a lot…

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Mar 012011
 

Before sex, you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself.

Moral of the story: In life no one helps you once you’re f*cked.

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Aug 312010
 

Day by Day Cartoon by Chris Muir

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Aug 192010
 

…and I get several health related newsletters. I got one this morning with the following subject line:

Is Your Brain Making You Fat?

Nah, I’m pretty sure it’s me stuffing food in my pie-hole that’s making me fat.
I’m just sayin’…

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Jul 272010
 

From – Excels at Nothing

“I thought the asinine uselessness of this administration had reached ‘8’, but I was holding the report sideways.”

Nancy,
Damn, I wish I’d said that – bet you do too!

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Jul 152010
 

Because they can’t stand to see anyone else having a good time…*

H/T to Weerd Beard’s post on differing cultures

*of course, that assumes they can find a partner.

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