Sorry no embedding – but worth the click…
Zits – Bad breath test:
I’d vote for him – classic…
I received this in an email today – kinda sums things up:
THE REAL PROBLEM WITH OUR GOVERNMENTAL SYSTEM -
The folks who are getting free $hit,
Don’t like the folks who are paying for the free $hit,
Because the folks who are paying for the free $hit,
Can no longer afford to pay for both the free $hit and their own $hit.
The folks who are paying for the free $hit,Want the free $hit to stop.
And the folks who are getting the free $hit,
Want even MORE free $hit on top of the free $hit they’re getting already!
Now…the people who are forcing people to PAY for the free $hit,
Have told the people who are RECEIVING the free $hit,
That the people who are PAYING for the free $hit,
Are being mean, prejudiced and racist.
So…the people who are GETTING the free $hit,
Have been convinced they need to HATE the people who are PAYING for thefree $hit because they are selfish.
And they are promised more free $hit if they will vote forthe people who force the people who pay for the free $hit to to give them even more free $hit.
And that’s the Straight $hit!
Presented without comment – provide your own…courtesy Americans for Limited Government.
The snark is strong…still chuckling.
Laughin’ my butt off…
“In the kingdom of Whatsis, on the Island of Ooze,
Lived a gaggle of Spendits of two different hues.
Each Spendit was feathered, each Spendit was plump,
Each walked with a kind of galumpety-lump.
They all looked alike, although it is true
Some Spendits were Red, and others were Blue.”