MacBourne's Musings

Time to go back to the land: Planning to be as off-grid as I can - in the process there'll be music, guns, guitars, a smattering of politics (really kind of over that), CNC routing, yeah - a bunch of other stuff, too. Conservative with libertarian leanings - no wookie suit, yet. Μολὼν λαβέ - ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

Fairy Tale?

Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walk, they come across a sign: “Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world.”
“I am entering,” said Snow White.
After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, “Well, how’d ya do?”
” First Place ,” said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see a sign: “Contest for the strongest man in the world.”
“I’m entering,” says Superman.
After half an hour he returns and they ask him, “How did you make out?”
” First Place ,” answers Superman. ” Di d you ever doubt?”

They continue walking when they see a sign: “Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?”
Pinocchio enters.
After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.
“What happened?” they asked.
“Who the hell is Eric Holder*?” asked Pinocchio.

*Realizing the left is so rich with choices, please feel free to substitute as necessary. Possible options to include Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Debbie Wasserman Schultz – the list goes on…


  1. Heh. Good one. I just found you! Glad I did.

    • Scott McCray

      May 15, 2012 at 3:53 pm

      Glad ya did! Been out shooting since you took the class? Have you gotten the permit yet?

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