Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walk, they come across a sign: “Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world.”
“I am entering,” said Snow White.
After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, “Well, how’d ya do?”
” First Place ,” said Snow White.
They continue walking and they see a sign: “Contest for the strongest man in the world.”
“I’m entering,” says Superman.
After half an hour he returns and they ask him, “How did you make out?”
” First Place ,” answers Superman. ” Di d you ever doubt?”
They continue walking when they see a sign: “Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?”
After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.
“What happened?” they asked.
“Who the hell is Eric Holder*?” asked Pinocchio.
*Realizing the left is so rich with choices, please feel free to substitute as necessary. Possible options to include Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Debbie Wasserman Schultz – the list goes on…
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