1) Really bad hunter…
2) A person who does not eat or use animal products.
Under the bus…heh…
…and so are the rest of us that didn’t ask for the bonin’ we are gettin’.
Don’t blame me…I voted for the other guy.
A woman was playing golf when she took a big swing and fell. The party waiting behind her was a group from the White House that included President Obama. Obama quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet. She thanked him and started to leave, when he said, “I’m President Obama and I hope you’ll vote for me this November.”
She laughed and quickly replied, “I fell on my ass, not my head!”